WHAT THE FLOAT - Born On the Float of July!
Mount Royal Tavern
1204 W Mount Royal Ave
MD
39.306805
-76.620406
Description
THE TIME HAS COME AGAIN. Saturday, July 4, 2015, WHAT THE FLOAT returns to BALTIMORE. It’s been a long cold winter since last we came out to play, but we're back and better than ever, with new technology to make the best night of your life even bester.What is WHAT THE FLOAT you ask? Well I'll tell you. What The Float is a silent mobile dance party. We beam hot ass dance jams directly into your brain (through your headphones), and we'll take you on a dance odyssey through Baltimore. We meet at a bar at 8:00pm, and at 9:00 we'll burst out onto the street and into ecstatic dance, perfectly synchronized with our silent dancing brethren. While under the thrall of the dance we shall "float" from location to location as the music (both seasonal and timeless, spanning myriad genres and styles) and the night (FOURTH OF JULY, BITCHES) inspire us.Here in seven easy steps, are the basics of the FLOAT (the full instructions can be found HERE):1. Buy a ticket RIGHT HERE. Tickets are just $10 in advance, and $15 at the door. Whoa, affordable!2. Pass the event on to EVERYONE you think deserves to be happy, at least for one night. Text your friends. Email them. Pester them face to face. This is the most important thing that has ever happened since we did it last year.3. READY YOUR MINDS AND BODIES FOR THE EXPERIENCE. WEAR COMFORTABLE SHOES. If you choose to drink, please do so responsibly. DO NOT BRING ALCOHOL OR ILLEGAL DRUGS TO THE FLOAT. There’ll be plenty of chances to drink without breaking the law. Dress to move. Look awesome. WEAR COMFORTABLE SHOES.4. Download the three top secret dance music mixes: bit.ly/floatborn1bit.ly/floatborn2bit.ly/floatborn3Then load them onto your mp3-listening device. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM YET OR YOU WILL RUIN THE SPONTANEOUS VIRGINAL JOY OF THE FIRST TIME LISTENING EXPERIENCE. Seriously don't do it. If you can't download them, don't worry, we'll make sure you still have something to listen to. 5. Meet us at Mount Royal Tavern (1204 W Mount Royal Ave.), starting at 8:00pm. The earlier you show up, the more time to make friends and get set up! We'll outfit with enough glow sticks to light Fort McHenry Tunnel, and - if you weren't able to download the music - we'll get you fitted with a portable receiver, through which of all of the night's incredible dance jams will be transmitted, just plug in your favorite pair of headphones, or a set of What The Float LED headphones will be provided to you. PLEASE NOTE THERE IS AN ADDITIONAL $10 DEPOSIT REQUIRED FOR YOUR RECEIVER, WHICH WILL BE FULLY REIMBURSED UPON ITS RETURN.6. At 9:00pm SHARP, we'll step outside and let the silent mobile euphoria begin. Dance.7. Don't stop.Everybody! Let’s dress fancy, then get dancey.
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Start:
2015-07-04T20:00:00-04:00
End:
2015-07-05T00:30:00-04:00
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