DUDEBOX IS FUCKING DEAD IX
252 Parliament St, Toronto, ON M5A 3A4, Canada
43.6578112
-79.36569550000002
New limited batch of tickets just posted up!
Facebook Event:
https://www.facebook.com/events/314255152704284/31...
*Party starts at 8pm*
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In all the depths of human horror, one name stands out as the epitome of terrorβ¦
DUDEBOX IS FUCKING DEAD IX.
βIXβ yβalllll that shit means 9 and you definitely didnβt know that cause you only learned to count the regular way and will forever have to google Roman Numerals like the normal-ass freak that you are, muah-ha-ha-ha wait thatβs not that bad.
But whyyyyy are you wearing that stupid pair of pants when you could be wearing pumpkins and being a pumpkin thing? A PUMPKIN THING COME ON. Weβre living in a pre-apocolyptic time and youβre wearing pants!!?? Weβve got until 2030 to turn this whole motherfucking ship around and youβre like βI guess Iβll just wear Leviβsβ???!!!!???
Yo put some goddamn pumpkins on or weβre done. Moving onβ¦
Thereβs a party happening and it happens every year and now this is the 9th year so what else can be said other then βpeople seem to like itβ and βall the money goes to charityβ and then list a bunch of things in point form like
β music
β kisses
β an abandoned secret venue
β scary faces by accident
β scary faces on purpose
β pumpkin pants finally everywhere
β petty arguments
β eventually dancing becoming the only viable solution
And that kind of thing. Plus lots of drinks that have alcohol and some good ones that donβt. Plus a sound system that is too big for the space but we got it anyways.
Come. Be nice to the door people. Make friends with goblins. Make out with orcs. Admit that you have a Lord of the Rings fetish and be done with it, literally nobody gives a shit about your LOTR fetish except you, your Mom and the guy who played Gollum and also King Kong and also the South African-ish villain from Black Panther.
DUDEBOX IS FUCKING DEAD IX. Saturday October 27th. 8pm-4am. Secret Location. 19+.
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SOUNDS BY:
β Justin "Living Dead" Lee
β Bonita βLast Wordsβ Lunez b2b Aegis
β Minzi βRide To Hellβ Roberta
β James βWears A Capeβ Redi b2b Jon βDoes Not Wear Capes, Periodβ Chetty
β Shaine βKill All Humanzβ CRSB
β More comingggg
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Shouts to the homies at Absolut for being here with us. "Absolut Vodkaβ’ supports inclusive nightlife
communities and the causes they care about to enable people to drink good and do good."
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We always donate 100% of profits to charity. This time weβre supporting:
1) Pieces to Pathways www.breakawayaddictions.ca
2) Shelter Movers www.sheltermovers.com
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For sponsorship hit:
daniel@dudeboxgives.com
said@dudeboxgives.com
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-The venue is accessible and weβre renting a portable accessible washroom
-There will be loud music and lighting effects in various parts of the event
-This is not a nut free event
-Harassment of any kind will not be tolerated
-Love conquers all
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