DDBX IS DEAD X
315 Albany Ave, Toronto, ON M5R 3E2, Canada
Event page here: https://tinyurl.com/y5p2wrvb
Sat Oct 26th
315 Albany Ave
10 year anniversary
Don’t be ________
SIT THE FUCK DOWN BECAUSE ITS CAPS LOCKS TIME BABEEEEEEEZZZZZ.
Jheeze Jheeze Jheeze! We’ve been doing this stupid shit for a decade. That’s what X means btw, it means HOLYYYY THIS THING IS 10 YEARS OLD R UUUUU DUM.
Truthfully it means 10 in Roman Numberies but you didn’t know that cause legit ur dumb. And to the guy going “um actually I did know that lol” congrats you’re soooo smart but you’ve always been a bit cocky about it and actually people are sick of it fam. They’re sick of your I’m-the-smartest-Roman-Numbero-in-the-room and you’re uninvited now because in a strange twist of logic it turns out you ARe dumb.
Mans have def made some poor choices along the way but it feels like this is the first time in 10 years that we don’t have to prepare a list of DON’T WEAR THESE THINGS OBVIOUSLY FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS YET which is a very positive sign for us Toronto, good job.
You gonna be Nicky Minaj and retire at the door then drop a track at the bar? That’s a W.
You gonna be a commentary on modern adulthood and be surrounded by friends but just feel SO ALONE AND I CAN’T EXPLAIN WHY? Shoot your shot homie.
You gonna be the whole ass Canadian election? Nah that’s actually kinda offensive and boring styll
For everyone who hasn’t come to one of these just be ready for
🔪 a giant venue you’ve never been to
🔪 big sound you think you want but maybe it’s too big actually
🔪 one specific guy who we’ve banned but will still come and we’ll ban him again
🔪 bartenders being nice but ignoring your bullshit
🔪 global rhythms for your head tops
🔪 cracked phones
🔪 trippy visuals
🔪 all the money going to charity so be nice for once in your life
💀 SKULL-CRUSHING SOUNDS BY 💀
NINO “break ya brain” BROWN
“Kill em wit bass” Kuruza
NEW “caution: chemical death” CURRENCY
JAMES “rampage” REDI
JON “chances are slim” CHETTY
BLACK “feels like a weird DJ name” FRIEND
+ way more DJs just wait for it
DDBX Is Fucking Dead X. 19+. Venue TBA. 9pm-3am. Sat Oct 26th.
FB: DUDEBOX TORONTO
100% of profit will be donated to
Rise Tribe (www.risetribe.ca)
Cannabis Amnesty (www.cannabisamnesty.ca)
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Accessibility info coming after venue announcement